Horse Soldiers Dirty with Atomic Number 6

A parody of Science Fiction & Fantasy

A 35000 word novella about knights, quests, wizards, over-weight dragons, uranium powered warhorses, chilli pizza toppings, thrutch pigs, demonic kittens, witches, 1818-mm razor-sharp boron nitride coated semi-automatic broadswords, proton zeta-rays, squirrels, fire, thunder, lightning, rain, magic, galloping steeds, pursuing enemy, inescapable doom, and a beautiful maiden to save for good measure. (warning: contains the odd naughty word)